Questions:
-Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
Laws:
In Alabama
-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-Men who deflower virgins, re